Ballot - Trump vs Harris, The Election, Biden and Political Comedy

It's an explosive battle of the septuagenarians as Biden and Trump trade shocking blows in the race for the White House! We'll take you through all the cringe-worthy highlights.
First, disturbing accounts emerge of Grandpa Joe practically zoning out during crucial meetings on Ukraine aid and energy policy. Sources claim a barely-there, blink-and-you-missed-it POTUS who needed triple espresso shots just to mumble "more javelins". 
Then it's on to the dueling dementia as Kevin McCarthy details Biden's wild PM/AM lucidity swings during the debt ceiling psycho-bidergy. One minute a lively negotiator, the next a drooling Jell-O cups p...

Trump loves early voting and mail-in voting!

Biden throws around the word unhinged.

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We'll explore the raunchy renaissance of Stormy Daniels, whose Trump-inspired comedy show is selling out fast in the wake of the hush money verdict. Just maybe avoid any jokes about...you know what.

And in a wild pivot, those unvaccinated MAGA fans are apparently rallying behind their icon Trump in a big way according to one poll - chugging "horse dewormer chasers" and mocking Dr. Fauci all the way.  

Finally, no satire would be complete without torching Trump's latest self-own by joining TikTok after trying to ban it. 

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It's a midterm election year comedy extravaganza as we satirize the latest legal dramas, campaign antics, and surprise appearances from the biggest names in politics!

We kick things off with the highly anticipated Hunter Biden gun trial, putting an absurdist spin on the dueling forms, drug denials, and potential combative testimony that could unfold. 

Then it's a trip down revisionist history lane as former President Trump brazenly claims he never uttered the infamous "Lock Her Up" chants about Hillary Clinton. We'll take you back to those raucous 2016 rally days with some hilarious impersonations.

But t...

Supposedly there is a tape where Trump says something not at all nice.

Meanwhile, RFK is against taking down Confdereate Statues.

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A look at what's next for Trump

Biden and RFK react to the verdict

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Trump gave a speech widely described as rambling.

Jimmy Kimmel and Rosie O'Donnell pile on

And we get to a few sories that got bumped yesterday!

Well, well, well...it looks like the former President's pants were finally caught on fire over that sketchy hush money payment to a certain adult film star! After weeks of dramatic courtroom theatrics, Donald Trump has been convicted on all 34 counts

It's a shame that Aaron Rodgers chose finishiing 4th in the AFC East over third in the eleciton.

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De Niro showed up to protest

Trump sold a plane

As we head for closing arguments, a less snarky than usual episode as we look at what happens if Trump is found guilty.

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The Libertarians booed Trump, and RFK supporters handed out rubber chickens.

Barrett Blade reveals that Stormy Daniels might leave the U.S. if Trump is acquitted in his hush money trial. With the legal saga taking its toll, Daniels faces relentless harassment from Trump supporters. Blade's comments highlight the polarized state of American politics, as Daniels contemplates a drastic move to escape the vitriol. Discover the full story behind the desperate decisions and Blade's pushback against the defense's claims."

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Joe Biden's numbers are in the tank, but soon he will have cheaper gasoline to put in yours!  See what we did there?

Trump doesn't like this Apprentice movie.

Trump embraces bitcoin.

The Trump campaign did something with the bad guys from World War II movies.

And Marjorie Taylor Greene floated an oddball consporacy.

Uncle Joe forgets when he was VP

RFK's address seems fishy

and Donald isn't going to like this new movie.

In this episode of Ballot, we dive into Donald Trump's latest demand for Joe Biden to take a drug test ahead of their agreed-upon presidential debates. Trump claims Biden was "high as a kite" during his State of the Union address, adding fuel to the fire of an already contentious election season. We'll also discuss Trump's acceptance of a Fox News invitation for his future running mate to debate Kamala Harris and the evolving dynamics of these unconventional debate arrangements. Plus, Jen Psaki's skeptical take on whether these debates will even happen. Stay tuned for all the political drama and...

We dissect Senator Mitt Romney's latest comments on the Trump legal saga. Romney's surprising suggestion that Biden should have preemptively pardoned Trump and pressured New York prosecutors to drop the hush money case sparks a lively discussion. We analyze Romney’s contradictory stance on respecting democratic norms while endorsing political strong-arming, and what it reveals about today's polarized political climate. Tune in for a mix of comedy and critical commentary on the latest political antics.

Yay, we're getting two debates!  There are a bunch of rules, and one of the rules is no Robert F, Kennedy Jr.

Also the rules want things to be civilized.  No talking after your mic is turned off.  Good luck with that!


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t was billed as the trial that could finally see a former U.S. president incarcerated. But in true Trump fashion, the hush money proceedings in Manhattan have turned into a carnival of loyal Republican sycophants and potential VP candidates treating the courtroom like a backstage meet-and-greet. We'll break down the parade of MAGA luminaries who showed up for cameo appearances, from Senators like Rick Scott and J.D. Vance to former 2024 candidates Doug Burgum and Vivek Ramaswamy. We'll roast their obvious attempts to curry favor with Trump, with Ramaswamy providing a masterclass in contrived detachment by utterly zoning out...

Trump praised Haiibal Lecter, you know, the guy that ATE PEOPLE

He's also facing teh wrath of Springsteen fans.

We take a look at the   new polls showing Donald Trump leading Joe Biden in several crucial battleground states like Pennsylvania, Arizona and Michigan. Despite Biden's campaign dismissing it as an outlier, the data reveals some troubling trends like increased Trump support among young and minority voters.

No not like that!

Biden has Julia Roberts and Barack Obama doing fundraisers.

Students walked out on Jerry Seinfeld

Trump hit Wildwood Beach!

In today's episode, we dive headfirst into the bizarre world of brain worms and political parodies, because why not?First up, the jaw-dropping revelation that RFK Jr. claims to have once battled brain worms, sparking a whirlwind of speculation and eyebrow-raising. We explore the surreal saga of how a literal parasite allegedly invaded his gray matter, leaving us all wondering about the sanity of our political contenders.But the weirdness doesn't stop there. Join us as we dissect Jack Schlossberg's unconventional campaign tactics, including his cringe-worthy regional accent impressions aimed at mocking his anti-vax cousin, RFK Jr. From Cockney caricatures...

In the latest episode of "Ballot," the courtroom drama unfolds as Stormy Daniels takes the stand once again, sending shockwaves through the political arena with her saucy testimony. Meanwhile, Trump's legal team tries unsuccessfully to discredit her, leading to some hilariously shady remarks from late-night hosts.As Stormy throws down the gauntlet, questioning Trump's courage to take the stand himself, the podcast dives into the legal and PR circus surrounding the former president's hush money scandal. With Trump caught napping in court yet again, the hosts can't help but poke fun at his seemingly endless legal woes.But it's not...

On today's episode, we'll dive into Donald Trump's latest comments casting doubt on the integrity of the 2024 presidential election. In a recent interview, the former president refused to unconditionally accept the potential results, setting the stage for more "rigged election" claims.We'll also break down Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s desperate "No Spoiler Pledge" proposal, where he audaciously called on President Biden to withdraw from the race if polls show Kennedy performing better against Trump. It's a long-shot strategy that's about as likely as Trump admitting the 2020 reality.Plus, we'll revisit the no-holds-barred roast billionaire Jeffrey Katzenberg delivered, comparing Trump...

So there's our gal Stormy on the stand, not holding a single salacious detail back about her alleged romp with the future president. She's out here claiming Trump greeted her in his luxury hotel suite wearing satin pajamas like some kind of Hugh Hefner wannabe. Can't you just picture it? Arrogant mogul Donald, slinking around in fancy sleepwear, probably sipping on a glass of the finest Ovaltine?But wait, it gets better! According to Stormy's X-rated recollection, at one point Trump literally dared her to spank him with a magazine. And she obliged!

On this episode, we'll dive into the latest zingers about President Biden and Donald Trump's advanced ages from comedian Jon Stewart. The former Daily Show host didn't hold back on calling the two elderly statesmen too dang old for the Oval Office.We'll also recap Trump's bizarre donor retreat in Florida, where he lobbed unhinged attacks at Biden while shamelessly trotting out potential VP picks and giving a surprise stage cameo to the infamous Rod Blagojevich.Then, we'll break down the controversy around Trump's appearance at the Miami Grand Prix. The publicity stunt drew backlash, with even the race sponsors...

On today's episode, we're diving into the late night monologue material provided by the always outrageous Governor Kristi Noem. The comedians couldn't resist poking fun at her proud tales of shooting her dog Cricket and menacing President Biden's German shepherd Commander.We'll also break down the bizarre scene at Donald Trump's Florida donor retreat, where he trotted out potential VP picks like beauty pageant contestants and shockingly brought disgraced ex-gov Rod Blagojevich on stage.Then, we'll dissect Biden's cringeworthy attempt to connect with Star Wars fans by starring in an awkward video cameo with Mark Hamill that his critics gleefully...

Well, Trump has a hilairous nickname.  Nothing funner than this one.

The Don also dropped off some pizzas to a firehouse.

We explore the latest CNN poll showing Donald Trump's steady lead over President Joe Biden, despite the former president's ongoing legal challenges. We also delve into the world of Allan Lichtman, the professor who has correctly predicted the outcome of nine out of the last 10 presidential elections using his famous 13 keys to the White House. Plus, we can't help but chuckle at Nick Offerman's hilarious comparison of Trump and Biden to a pile of dog poop and a loaf of bread. Tune in for a healthy dose of political analysis and comedic relief.

We navigate the twisted and hilarious world of American politics. We begin with Joe Biden's new role as Donald Trump's chief troll, then move on to Trump's secret plan to take control of the Federal Reserve if he wins the 2024 election. We also explore Trump's whiplash-inducing change of heart regarding RFK Jr., who has gone from MAGA darling to "Democrat Plant" in record time. J

We dive into the latest political scandals and comedic gold mines. We start with the late-night hosts' roasting of South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem's puppy-killing confessions, then move on to the ongoing drama of Donald Trump's hush money trial and the Miami Grand Prix's swift shutdown of a planned Trump fundraiser. Plus, we can't help but chuckle at the conservative media's bizarre fixation on President Biden's salad-eating skills.

We delve into the controversy surrounding South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem's puppy-killing anecdote from her upcoming memoir and how it might impact her chances of becoming Trump's running mate.

We cover the highs and lows of the White House Correspondents Dinner, where Colin Jost and President Biden traded barbs and poked fun at Trump's legal woes and business ventures. We also dive into the strange tale of Governor Kristi Noem's dog-shooting past, which has sparked a social media trend among Democratic governors and earned her the ire of the "Dogmocratic Party." Plus, we'll discuss Trump's awkward birthday message to his wife Melania, delivered in the midst of his hush money trial

Eevryone else's hedline is that Biden says he's willing to debate Trump.  Yeah, we knew that.

But Biden recieving salacious photos?  Late Night will have a field day.  Except they don't work Fridays.

we tackle President Biden's latest blunders and White House walk woes. We'll dive into his D-Day mixup at a glitzy Hollywood fundraiser and explore the reasoning behind his new helicopter routine, which has him surrounded by a pack of aides. Join us as we navigate the hilarious waters of presidential gaffes and political theater, one punchline at a time.

In this episode of Ballot, we explore the latest political gaffes and legal challenges facing President Biden and former President Trump. We'll break down Biden's awkward teleprompter moment, where he accidentally read the words "four more years, pause" during a speech, sparking a wave of online reactions. We'll also dive into Trump's legal woes as he faces potential fines for violating a gag order and touts his past work with the Teamsters union. Plus, we'll discuss Trump's praise for key witness David Pecker and the former president's case for presidential immunity. Join us for a humorous look at the never-ending...

We dive into the wild world of Trump's courtroom antics, where his slumbering visage is drawing comparisons to Andy Warhol's "Sleep." We'll also explore the fallout from Biden's bizarre cannibal comments, which have the White House scolding reporters for making jokes and Papua New Guinea residents setting the record straight on their sky-meal vetting process. Plus, we'll touch on the National Enquirer's role in burying Trump scandals and the former president's struggle to stay awake during his own trial. Tune in for a healthy dose of political satire that will leave you both amused and bewildered.

We explore the wild world of Donald Trump's legal troubles and online obsession. We start with a deep dive into a Washington Post analysis that reveals just how much Trump loves to post on Truth Social, with a staggering 29 posts per day and 760 all-caps rants in just a few months. But that's just the tip of the iceberg. We also delve into Trump's court case involving a porn star and a witness with the unfortunate name of Pecker. Join us as we try to make sense of this bizarre political landscape, one laugh at a time.